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Why are they laughing? What is so funny? Comment below with the best caption or joke, and win Twig the Fairy and the Mermaid Misadventure by Twig the Fairy! Good glitterific luck!

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  • Chip Caldwell

    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, where you were working as the Enforcement Mistress in the local House of Domination… and you got me on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. ‘Cause you have, like all these powerful golf-playing ex-clients, who have a real eye for value…A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. (Thanks for pulling the strings… the Lama thanks you, and says his back is fine, now…) So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. And I owe it all to you. The Lama always said that you gave a whole new meaning to Tibetan Singing Bowl… whatever that means.ReplyCancel

  • Those silly humans……Lady Gaga is just a figment of their imagination!!!!ReplyCancel

  • They said that fairies can’t make the weather warmer…hee, hee, we showed them in North Carolina, this winter!ReplyCancel

  • OMGosh……you did WHAT to her wings???ReplyCancel

  • Kristi

    Something Fairies rarely do….”I tooted! Tee hee hee”ReplyCancel

  • Risa

    Every time a fairy laughs, a flower blooms.ReplyCancel

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